Dearest Journal!
Wow-what a crazy week it’s been for yours truley. We got our new boss here at the Wolf, and its taken me all week to get him straightened out. He’s finally starting to recognize who really runs things around here, thats right journal – me! I come up with all the big ideas, I come up with all the promotions, I mean – its all me! Luckily he seems like a cool guy so hopefully he’ll recognize. I’ll continue to carry the whole station on my broad manly and rippling shoulders, cuz thats what I do. I rock journal and don’t anyone forget it! Love you… the boss

WOE IS ME JOURNAL, WOE IS ME…… THE ANXIETY IS KILLING ME, AND I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE! MONDAY IS WHEN WE FIND OUT THE RESULTS FOR EVENING MAGAZINES BEST OF WESTERN WASHINGTON, AND I CANT TAKE IT JOURNAL. THIS IS BRINGIN MORE STRESS THAN MY BROTHER BRADY ASKING FOR 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO INVEST ON BILLY MAYS MIGHTY MEND IT. BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA ACTUALLY. ANYWAYS EVERYBODY I CANNOT LET BOB RIVERS, SPIKE, AND HIS HOWARD STERN LOOK A LIKE INTERN WIN JOURNAL. I GOTTA MAKE TEXAS PROUD! WHY YOU ASK, WELL THATS WHAT WE DO. WE SEND THE TALLEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL, AND MOST MANTASTIC MEN TO DOMINATE THE PLANET! BUT I GOTTA GO JOURNAL, I NEED TO GET ANOTHER PLAN TO SCARE MY KIDDOS. I CAUGHT THEM WATCHIN A SCARY MOVIE LAST NIGHT AND BUSTED THEM WEARING MY MICHAEL MYERS MASK BUT WANTED TO OUT DO MYSELF SO I INCLUDED THE FREDDY KRUEGER GLOVES. THE ARE MORE PEE STAINS IN THE CARPET AND THEY WERENT FROM SUSIE LOU.

heres my little susie lou in her little bee costume Tony’s Little Lucy as a HOT DOGGIEAND Mary’s Hugo J Treadwell as Tony

WaSSup Journal,
just to let you know. im gettin neck and neck in a close race to domintation. and no its not with the show, not with company, and for sure its not evening magazines best of western washingtons contest against bob rivers cause thats over and im the winner baby. Im talkin bout the quest to conquer texas! Jerry Jones may have the cowboys but Im gonna be the creator, owner, manager, janitor, oh and yes CEO of FITZYLAND!!! THATS RIGHT FITZYLAND ITS GONNA BE ALL ABOUT ME AND MY LIFE! we will have rides like Bethany’s Bayou River Ride, Green Beret Bobs Coor Can Ride, Mclovin Mountain, My Brother Brady’s Moneygram stand to give loans to everybody, Tony will have a Church made out Glass and Crystals, and Diamond so he can feel eternally young, and mary will have a organic farm to help feed every patron of the park but nobody will eat it cause i just signed a deal with Carl’s JR to be the main food contributor. Last but not least, my momma will get her own ampitheater to have all of her Bowie highscool performances and they will have the most epic production! and it will all be done opening up for ME BABY!! I WILL BE PERFORMING EVERY NIGHT!! AND ROLLING IN THE MOO LAA FASTER THAN THE WOLF AT WORK PAY ROLL!! Which i think ill bring that idea with me to this amazing theme park. might be able to get a tax break. hahaha. later journal, papa’s gotta steal some Artists and Engineers from Disney Land!

Sup EVERYBODY! Im am ticked off! why because my good friend Bob Rivers is coming out finally after 11 months of denial to tell FOX NEWS of all people that his plane was stolen by Colton Harris Moore. Just to let you know he isnt the only person affected. that kid stole Corbins bike! thats right i was just to embarrassed to say anything for the last few months and im really ready to tell everyone that Colton Harris Moore stole my boys mountain bike and tried riding off with it to mount adams. and then left it in some field. with the water bottle missing a third of its apple juice!!!! we need to get this renegade punk kid. heres my proof.

Hello Monday and Thank GOD!!! I cant believe that two crazy little boys can just try to commit murder on each other. Me and Bethany have recently enrolled the family at the YMCA. and now im not dressing up like the construction worker. Thats only on date night. OH ! just kidding. lol. Corbin was tryin to drown Cooper. Dont worry he tried to get his revenge by launching pumpkins like rambo in a deer farm. sibiling rivalry. i wish mine was like this.

Well Im so sorry that i didnt write in you yesterday journal. Ive been soooooooo depressed. Why you ask? Mary and her tennant in common Tony are thinking of splittin and its tearing me up. I dont wanna be going to different houses every other weekend and having more that 2 Xmases. I DONT WANNA! So I have a plan. Im gonna take each one of them. Knock em out. put there buts plane and drop each one off on a deserted island and wait 2 months. Cause when i reunite them, i wont be just a hero i will save their relationship and keep my 2Xmases. Ill keep you posted!

Well Im back from Vegas and I have found the path to happiness everybody!! AND ITS THROUGH MY SON THE MAGIC MAN! My son was doing magic right outside of the Criss Angel theatre place and he was makin more bank than leonard nemoy at a star trek convention. i can see it now. be exactly like jessica simpsons dad and be the best child star manager and keep all the money, but still keep my dignity and rep. oh yah baby. im first gonna buy my new house down there so i dont have to spend all the earnings on taxi and hotel costs and im still learning how to hot wire a plane so i can cut even more costs. Hey I gotta save money somehow in this economy. Why not make more of it by using my childs childhood. Maybe he will get as big as Michael Jackson but actually keep me in his will. talk to you tomorrow journal