Well my woman be mad at me. Ive been sleeping on an air mattress for the last couple nights because of my jacked up back and for some reason I got this idea to try the air mattress cause my cousin Dewey said that it worked for him after he went out drinkin one night, and he was walking back to his trailor in port orchard when out of nowhere a cop decided to stop him for public drunkeness by hitting him with the cop car. That air mattress healed him like chocolate for Sally Struthers. Anyways when Mary was talking about this boy who could hotwire an airplane and I was thinkin to myself, dang if i could do that i could save so much money on all those vacations I take. One weekend, Nashville. The next one, Nantucket Baby! Needs to make my woman happy and save some money in the pocket. Man if I could hotwire a plane I could have a life time supply of frequent flyer miles and penuts!!! Anyways for the Fitz Impossible Question, Mary and Tony just gave me so much crap for baby talking for susie. The thing is, my kids wont stay looking cute little babies for the rest of there lives, but my susie shes gonna stay the same until death stops chasing mary and comes after her. I love my Susie Lou Snuffelufogus. Anyways I have Phil Camino’s wedding this weekend and Im taking the whole family and Susie. Didn’t something like this happen already? I believe it was called National Lampoons Vegas Vacation or something. I sometimes I wish I had cameras following me 24/7. Why is that? Well I’d be a lot more interesting than John and Kate plus 8, or known now as Hoochie John and Kate’s Making bank off eight. My dear MCLOVIN is still missing. I worry about his lollipop guild leadin butt. Its like leaving a kitty in Michael Vicks Basement! And YES ITS FULL OF PITBULLS AND ROTWIELERS!! I gotta get going journal. Im afraid Bethany is gonna pop my air mattress before i pack it up for Vegas. Thats right, Im taking it VEGAS BABY!! VIVA LAS MATTRESS!!! see ya tomorrow