Mary the cougar white has done the sweetest thing for me. IM GETTIN AN OVER THE PHONE PROSTATE EXAM! thats right im unleashing it all in front of Tony and Mary right before my best friends wedding. Oh sweet rubber duckies in a koi pond I dont feel like searching for a gland but I dont feel like dying next week. I hope me fartin all over the airwaves isnt a sign from god telling me to say Screw dr feel good say hello to doctor long finger. Well it will be worth it though. I gotta live. because if I go these two would be out of the job and have no idea where to go. Mary and Tony would be like 2 little lost kitty cats. Not the cute ones but the ones that are in alleys getting captured and being sent to get euthanized (not youthanized, which tony would think that would be for getting rid of his dang wrinkles). But i aint gonna let that happen. MCLOVIN would still be missing and not a superstar anymore. Im so glad he is an Intern. if he started to get paid I might lose all the attention. so there are some pros and cons to this over the air, moon flashin, prostate exam. but im gonna do it not to freak out mary and tony but to know when im in Vegas this weekend im gonna be sippin an oh so virgin pina colada. Cause im alive baby. see ya monday