WOE IS ME JOURNAL, WOE IS ME…… THE ANXIETY IS KILLING ME, AND I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE! MONDAY IS WHEN WE FIND OUT THE RESULTS FOR EVENING MAGAZINES BEST OF WESTERN WASHINGTON, AND I CANT TAKE IT JOURNAL. THIS IS BRINGIN MORE STRESS THAN MY BROTHER BRADY ASKING FOR 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO INVEST ON BILLY MAYS MIGHTY MEND IT. BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA ACTUALLY. ANYWAYS EVERYBODY I CANNOT LET BOB RIVERS, SPIKE, AND HIS HOWARD STERN LOOK A LIKE INTERN WIN JOURNAL. I GOTTA MAKE TEXAS PROUD! WHY YOU ASK, WELL THATS WHAT WE DO. WE SEND THE TALLEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL, AND MOST MANTASTIC MEN TO DOMINATE THE PLANET! BUT I GOTTA GO JOURNAL, I NEED TO GET ANOTHER PLAN TO SCARE MY KIDDOS. I CAUGHT THEM WATCHIN A SCARY MOVIE LAST NIGHT AND BUSTED THEM WEARING MY MICHAEL MYERS MASK BUT WANTED TO OUT DO MYSELF SO I INCLUDED THE FREDDY KRUEGER GLOVES. THE ARE MORE PEE STAINS IN THE CARPET AND THEY WERENT FROM SUSIE LOU.