Ok, ’adult applesauce’ might sound weird, like maybe you might need it at the nursing home. But I came up with a great, no, freakin’ awesome, applesauce recipe the other day and I think you all are gonna love it. It’s one of those things that you can use as a dinner party dessert, or it’s great with roast chicken or pork – it’s good stuff. To serve 6, use 7 or 8 good apples. Not hard green Granny Smiths, but more like Galas, Fujis, or Honey Crisp; something nice and red and sweet. I wash ‘em, then halve ‘em, take out the middle, then cut them up into good sized chunks. Throw them into a big pot, then have fun: add 1 cup good red wine ( I like Lemberger or Merlot), 1/2 cup pure maple syrup, (don’t even think about using that fake crap – you deserve only the best) 2 cinnamon sticks, a dash of cloves, a dash of salt, and some of what I call JEddie spice. Our pal JEddie grows then smokes his own jalapenos, and that wonderful hot smokey-ness is a great thing. Just a little bit, maybe 1/2 teaspoon, can transform a dish. Since you might not know JEddie, try a shake of hot pepper flakes or some smoked chipotle powder – just something to add a kick to it. Now let those apples simmer/cook/mush down for a long time. Stir the pot once in a while so they don’t stick, and squash the apples down some. I like it really chunky, but cook ‘em till you’re happy with the texture; it can be one hour or 3, just watch the heat. I let it cool down, stir it some more, take out the cinnamon sticks, and serve it in glasses layered with mascarpone and crushed Amaretti cookies. Or maple whipped cream and chopped toasted hazelnuts. Or hell – in a bowl with some maple nut ice cream on it. You get the picture; it’s applesauce for grown ups!